“I have no shades on my windows, so I usually wake up with sunrise, which has been around 5 a.m. I generally read The New York Times right away. I have my iPad right next to my bed and I do the mini-crossword puzzle—if I haven’t done it before I go to bed, because the new one is posted around midnigh…”— Martha Stewart, thecut.com
“Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She was trying to make Apple juice.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“It’s hard to keep a kid in the dark when you’ve given them an iPad as a babysitter. That iPad is a window into everything and anything.”— Clayton Cubitt, playboy.com