“He's been offering up his pain in this fashion for 20 years, ever since he first flung himself, human-cannonball-style, into the center ring of the great American pop-cultural circus.”— Sam Schube, gq.com
“Give a bad boy enough rope, and he'll soon make a jackass of himself.”— Carlo Collodi, Ted Sears, The Blue Fairy (voice) (uncredited), Evelyn Venable, imdb.com
“He's filling the ark with two of every kind of animal. Still to be collected: two giraffes, two elephants...and one more jackass.”— Steve Oedekerk, Jon Stewart, Jon Stewart, imdb.com
“Whenever I look at a Mexican I will think of you. Whenever you look at that jackass you think of me, OK?”— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com
“Summer: The other night, when we... had sex... you weren't the only virgin in the room. Seth: There was someone else in the room? Like, filming us? Summer: Me, jackass.”— Josh Schwartz, Summer Roberts, Rachel Bilson, imdb.com
“You don't shoot Bambi, jackass. You shoot Bambi's mother.”— Ben Edlund, Bobby Singer, Jim Beaver, imdb.com
“But the reality is we often become our kindest, most ethical selves only by seeing what it feels like to be a selfish jackass first.”— Cheryl Strayed, amazon.com