“Henry: Pardon me. Sorry to interrupt, but I notice we were both eating alone and I thought perhaps I could sit with you, maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi for your waffle house? Lucy: Oh, that would be nice, but I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry. Henry: You're making up a boyfriend so you can get rid of me? L…”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Down here at the Shore, one minute you've got three girls in the jacuzzi, the next minute somebody's in jail and you have to bail them out. That's what happens down at the Shore.”— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com
“You won’t find a Jacuzzi in Florida, because if a Floridian wanted to suffocate themselves in hot steam they would just walk outside.”— Unknown, tcat.tc