“[Inside Buddy Buddy Jewelry & department store building] Store Customer: Thanks. May I have my collateral back now? Clerk: There you are, Mister Slate. Store Customer: Hi, children. [after his son & daughter are brought back to him, they speak, calling him daddy] Store Customer: Come home, children.…”— Warren Foster, Mr. Slate, John Stephenson, imdb.com
“Holly: You must be Tommy's mother. Hi, I'm Holly, his girlfriend. Kate: Is that my mother's ring? Tommy: Yeah, I bought it at a hawk. Where you put it! And then I gave it to her.”— Jeff Dix, Tommy Egan, Joseph Sikora, imdb.com
“Morgan: Yeah, you don't find many full-faceted diamonds with a VVS of two. Hilda: Sounds like you know your jewelry. Morgan: Let's put it this way. Not only did I have breakfast at Tiffany's, I stayed for lunch and dinner.”— Suzanne Gangursky, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com
“Rose: I wonder if jewelry comes from Jewish people? In Little Falls, the jeweler was Jewish. Jeweler, Jewish—I wonder if there's a connection. Sophia: I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.”— Susan Harris, Rose Nylund, Betty White, imdb.com
“What do you call the sound a dog makes when it’s choking on a piece of its owner’s jewelry? A diamond in the ruff.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“You can tell if your gold chain is fake by leaving the room and listening to see if it talks crap about you to other jewelry.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Selling bracelets to old ladies isn't as cute when you are a teenager with constant accidental boners.”— Shane Dawson, goodreads.com
“Accessorize your nudity. When you’re in bed with your partner, remember that looking naked isn’t just about walking across the room with no clothes on. Apply light makeup *that doesn’t stain the sheets* or use earrings and other subtle accessories to accentuate your naked body.”— Kayla Kissinger, lovepanky.com
“Have they been complimenting your great ability to accessorize? Snooping around in your jewelry box? Holding your hand, constantly? All kidding aside, when your favorite ring goes missing, you'll know for sure that they're trying to find a covert way to figure out your size.”— The Knot, theknot.com
“Take off any rings or bracelets you’re wearing. They get in the way and feel like rough spots to your husband.”— Marriage Bed Tips, marriagebed.tips
“Don’t sport chokers, they can make you look saggy. Wear necklaces that dip down low to meet the top of your rack. Nothing ups the wow factor and points the eye in the right direction quite like some shiny glitz. Set the standard high!”— Simcha, thefrisky.com
“Wear dangly earrings. They draw attention to the smooth curves of our neck — it's a classy way to subtly show skin.”— Elisa Benson, seventeen.com