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Shane Dawson

25 quotesTelevision Actor · Born Jul 19, 1988 · United States Of America · Male

Shane Lee Dawson (né Yaw; born July 19, 1988) is an American YouTube personality, actor, author, sketch comedian, singer, songwriter and film director. Dawson was known for making comedy videos featuring recurring original characters he has created (such as Shananay, Ned the Nerd, S. Deezy, Mom, Aunt Hilda, Fruitlupe and Amy), celebrity impersonations (such as Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus, Sarah Palin, Michael Jackson, Justin Bieber), and spoofs of popular music videos and television shows. Most of his major productions were done with the help of producer Lauren Schnipper. As of 2017, Dawson predominantly uses his second YouTube channel, shane, posting mostly comedic vlogs. As of February 2017, his YouTube channels, collectively, have more than 17 million subscribers and over 3 billion views. In March 2012, Dawson began pursuing a music career, releasing six singles and numerous music video parodies. His podcast, Shane and Friends, starring him and his friend Jessie Buttafuoco (originally with his producer, Lauren Schnipper), was created in 2013 and is still ongoing. As of July 2016, 70 episodes have been released, with multiple YouTubers and celebrity guests. In 2014, Dawson released his first film, Not Cool, directed by and starring himself. In early 2015, Dawson released a memoir titled I Hate Myselfie: A Collection of Essay

All Youth (2)Youtubers (2)diet (2)Death (2)Advice (2)Suicide (2)Passion (2)Anger (2)Age (2)Sadness (2)breakup (1)Reality (1)Engagement (1)Passionate (1)Eating Habits (1)

From “I Hate Myselfie: A Collection of Essays by Shane Dawson”

It’s a twisted land of self-hatred, sadness, and lots of repressed anger toward every person who’s ever hurt me.

Self-hatred Sadness Anger

She must have been dealing with a lot of issues that made her take out her anger on me. It doesn’t make it right but it makes it slightly understandable.

issues Problems Anger Understanding

Side note: What is that crotch pad for? Is it to protect the vagina from the impact of a big wave? Or maybe to have a stronger barrier between vagina and sand? I can imagine how uncomfortable a sandy vagina is. Almost as uncomfortable as when sand would get in my loose under-boob skin. See, women, I…

Crotch Vagina Protection

Our breakup broke the record for the most mutual parting of ways in history. Here’s the text-message conversation: Me: Hey . . . should we break up? Canadian: Ya probably. Me: Ok. Canadian: Did you watch Hoarders last night? Me: Ya! I can’t believe that woman ate her dead dog thinking it was jerky.…

breakup Conversation historical

I just don’t have the willpower to hit up the gym every day for two hours, and the idea of cutting candy out of my diet seems impossible.

willpower workout diet Discipline

I know the old saying ‘Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.’ Well, nothing tastes as good as being alive either.

Weight alive

From “It Gets Worse: A Collection of Essays”

Some were better than others, but they all had one thing in common: they were terrible.

Potential Better Person Terrible Person humor

Ya. Some guys never learn.

Learning Lessons

To everyone who gets me, thank you. To everyone who doesn't, thank you too. You give me the motivation to keep succeeding just to piss you off.

Gratitude inspiration motivation

And nowadays, I keep my promises.

promises Keeping Promises

Isn’t that weird how you never see a fat kid eat? We always do it in private, as if we are fooling anyone. How sad.

eating Eating Behavior fat Eating Habits

All those years I had thought my first choice would be Sour Patch Kids but then I realized God had a different plan for me. Peanut butter and chocolate. Praise the Lord.

plan Fate God dessert

Now this isn't meant to make anyone feel like college is a waste of time, because for so many people it's not. But don't go because you feel like you have to. If your heart isn't in it, then why spend four years of your life stuck somewhere you don't want to be?

College Advice college life Decisions

I'm here to tell you that it gets worse. It really does. The problems you have as a kid will seem ridiculous when you get older because bigger and worse problems will come along. But you will learn to deal with them easier as you grow up, or, like me, you'll just stop giving a shit. So yes, it gets…

Age Youth Advice Reality

If you're passionate about something, give it your all, and you will find happiness.

Passion Passionate Effort Happiness

You'll never know where life is gonna take you. You'll never know where your life is gonna go. But you'll never be able to find out if you end it.

Suicide Death Sadness Future

Don't kill yourself, kill the part of you that you don't like.

Suicide Death

From “A YouTube Engagement ”

HE SAID YES!

Youtubers Proposals

From “Youtubers Shane Dawson And Ryland Adams Are Engaged”

Fans and fellow YouTube stars are sending their love to the creators, who are engaged after three years together.

Shane Dawson Engagement Engagement Rings Youtubers

The word "YouTuber," even though - listen, I love YouTube, and I would never, ever abandon it, but I think when somebody says "Youtuber" it says "Oh, they talk about what they ate that day." That's not me - I do way more than that.

Youtuber Lifestyle Work Youtube

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