“Joey: 'Suppose we’re a divorced couple.' Chandler: 'Okay.' Joey: 'And I got custody of the kid, right? Now, suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid.'”— Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani, amazon.com
“As I get older, I see that everyone on my social media newsfeed is either getting married or having a baby. I don’t understand it. As a woman in my early twenties, I am still trying to figure out who I am as a person, how could it be that people my age are adding others into the picture already?”— Cheyanne Dunn, thoughtcatalog.com
“With kids it's so funny because they're not strong enough to kill you. But they want to kill you so bad.”— Tina Fey, youtube.com
“When you first get married, you have a relationship that’s so important to you, and you’re working on it together. But then you have a kid. And you look at your kid and you go, ‘Holy shit, this is my child. She has my DNA. She has my name. I would die for her.’ And you look at your spouse and go, ‘W…”— Louis C.K, amazon.com