“When you have a little girl, as a parent you think, 'I should probably save for med school.' And when you have a little boy, you think, 'There's going to be a couple rounds of rehab.”— Jim Gaffigan, npr.org
“A lot of parents will do anything for their kids except let them be themselves.”— banksy, amazon.com
“Allowing children to be children may turn out to be the best education of all.”— Mike Huckabee, amazon.com
“A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.”— Hesham1914, reddit.com
“Everybody in the world was once a child. So in planning a new picture, we don't think of grown-ups, and we don't think of children, but just of that fine, clean, unspoiled spot down deep in every one of us that maybe the world has made us forget and that maybe our pictures can help recall.”— Walt Disney, amazon.com
“Why are women and children evacuated first? So we can figure out a solution in peace and quiet.”— supercoooldudewithab, reddit.com
“Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.”— Pablo Picasso, simple.wikiquote.org
“One's children so often gave one's own perceptions a little thrust forwards.”— Virginia Woolf, amazon.com
“I do not have kids, which is really a shame, because their tiny little hands would be so good at getting the martini olives out of the jar.”— Ellen Degeneres, youtube.com
“This year we decided, oh, let's invite the kids. So this year's invitation says, 'We love your kids, so feel free to bring them.' Because we thought, the more the merrier, right? Wrong. We've already made up next year's invitation. It says, 'We met your kids, so don't bring them.'”— Ellen Degeneres, youtube.com
“In her loving and sometimes shocking memoir, 'What It Used To Be Like', Maryann Buck Carver remembered an argument the couple had a few days after their wedding, in which her new husband announced that he regretted marrying and would always choose writing over her. Swallowing her own ambition, she d…”— Olivia Laing, amazon.com
“I can't wait till my kids ask me to help them with their homework and realize how stupid I am.”— Josh Peck, twitter.com
“If it's between you and having kids, you win, every time. No question.”— Joe Lawson, Jack, Milo Ventimiglia, imdb.com
“If your bra rides up in the back, it means the band size is too small. Go get fitted for a new one.”— Beth Buczynski, distractify.com
“You have kids and you think I made you, so we're the same, but it's not true. You just get to live with them for a while and maybe help them figure things out.”— Noah Hawley, amazon.com
“He may be more optimistic in the face of a pregnancy scare, or he may start to get more involved in the lives of his nieces and nephews. Maybe he’s even mentioned some boys or girls names he likes.”— Adriana, badgirlsbible.com
“Mr. Boyfriend material won’t talk about kids immediately, of course (hold your horses!), but you’ll notice that he gets along with them wonderfully! He may be even babysitting at his friends’ house so that the couple can go out and have some ‘we’ time! He loves cuddling up with children and making t…”— Riya Roy, newlovetimes.com
“It's funny, isn't it? When you are young you just want to be old, and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid.”— Lauren Oliver, amazon.com