“Fred Mertz: You don't think she's a kleptomaniac, do you? Ricky Ricardo: No, I think she just steals.”— Jess Oppenheimer, Fred Mertz, William Frawley, imdb.com
“In fact the wives of the patriarchs, all untruthful, and one a kleptomaniac, but illustrate the law, that the cardinal virtues are seldom found in oppressed classes.”— Elizabeth Cady Stanton, amazon.com