“When the time comes, us landlords must give as good as we get”— Sally Wainwright, Anne Lister, Suranne Jones, imdb.com
“Mr. Fischoeder: Bob, you may be the worst tenant I've ever had. And I rent space to a raccoon sanctuary! Bob: I know. They're next door. I've been meaning to talk to you about it.”— Loren Bouchard, Bob Belcher, H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com
“I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.”— Garry Shandling, news.com.au