“Larry: So your last name is 'Black?' Loretta Black: Yes. Larry: That's like if my last name was 'Jew,' like Larry Jew”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“What did the Polish man give to his wife that was long and hard? His last name.”— Nerdowell, reddit.com
“He starts calling you by his last name. If he is already playfully joking about married life like this, there is absolutely no need to wonder. It’s coming.”— June, everafterguide.com