“He starts calling you by his last name. If he is already playfully joking about married life like this, there is absolutely no need to wonder. It’s coming.”
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“Well, sometimes I blamed you for being in the way of me becoming this hypothetical…”
“You weren't the problem. I was. It was just a lot easier to blame you.”
“Fuck you nut, I win this time.”
“I tried a meditation class at the Y once, but all I could think about was not farting.”