“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.”— Anonymous, iciclesoftware.com
“These pot activists leech off of people with legitimate problems in order to further their agenda, which is just getting high! Why did you make me do this?!”— Philippe Iujvidin, Edgar Quintero, Desmin Borges, imdb.com