“Oh, my God, that is so sexist and mansplainy! You a Gamergater? Am I living with a Gamergater?”Tagged: Sexism, Mansplaining, Gamergate
“No, seriously, Jimmy, I feel such empathy for you, being a writer. I mean, everyone feels sorry for kids forced to work in the diamond mines in Sierra Leone, but where is the telethon for the noble writer? Bravely drinking coffee, spilling his blood to get his feelings out, filling two, maybe three…”Tagged: Sierra Leone, Writers, Coffee, Internet Porn
“You're what this town calls a tweener. You're not hot enough to be the lead, and not fat enough to be the funny friend.”Tagged: Tweener, fat, Skinny, Hot
“Improv is the lowest form of comedy. That whole school of yours is just a bunch of actors so janky-looking, no one will write lines for them, so you have to make them up yourself.”Tagged: Improv, comedy
“Look what I made! I went to Kinko's. Talked to some undergrads making a 'zine. It's a lovely place. Anyway, turns out I've been living my entire life in opposition to my father. And now that he's dead, I have no idea who I really am. Am I even a writer? Who knows? Maybe I'm meant to be a master…”Tagged: Kinko's, Zines, Singer-Songwriters
“These pot activists leech off of people with legitimate problems in order to further their agenda, which is just getting high! Why did you make me do this?!”Tagged: Marijuana Activists, Leech, Getting High