Quotes tagged ‘lobster’

“There's gonna be an ass-ton of crabs, lobsters, wine, Bartles & Jaymes, corn on the cob, fuckin’ booger sugar.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. [Ralph and Gus snort]”

— Danny Rubin, Harold Ramis, Phil Connors, Bill Murray, imdb.com

“After three days of surveillance, I was familiar with the rhythm of the street. At nine in the morning, those about to be sacrificed to the Hawaiian gods of sun, sea, and sand were making their ritualistic trek to the beach. I knew from experience that very few would return with their skin. At noon,…”

— Donald P. Bellisario, Thomas Magnum, Tom Selleck, imdb.com

“What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus? One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.”

— Foobibby, reddit.com