“Fuck the fucking Mercedes, Vince. What are you a soccer mom?”— Doug Ellin, Turtle, Jerry Ferrara, imdb.com
“Hey! I don't remember you. I've spent the last two days trying to remember every girl that I've slept with and all of the horrible things that I have done to them—and I have done some horrible things. I mean, at one point I'm pretty sure I sold a woman. I didn't speak the language, but I shook a guy…”— Joe Kelly, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com