“I've never killed a midget before. But, there can always be a first time.”— Richard Maibaum (Screenplay), Tom Mankiewicz (Screenplay), James Bond, Roger Moore, amazon.com
“What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What do you call a fortune telling midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.”— Bragisson, reddit.com
“What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex? Micro trans-action”— Kappa-Spock, reddit.com