“Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggests marriage, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it.”Tagged: Diamonds, Girl's Best Friend, Dogs
“Don't worry darling, it's just a hat, belonging to a small-headed man of limited means, who lost a fight with a chicken.”Tagged: hats, Chickens, fights
“I'm trained to expect the unexpected; but, I never prepared for anything like you in the night.”Tagged: Expect The Unexpected
“I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak or forever hold your piece.”Tagged: Death Threats, Groin
“Good evening. My name is Bond, James Bond. Your dancing is superb and so are you.”Tagged: Come-ons, Dancing, Superb
“There's a useful four-letter word...and you're full of it.”Tagged: Shit, Four-Letter Words, Full of It, Full of Shit