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All Groin (1)Superb (1)Come-ons (1)Diamonds (1)Dogs (1)Sick Burns (1)Dancing (1)Expect The Unexpected (1)Girl's Best Friend (1)Nudity (1)Full of Shit (1)Chickens (1)Shit (1)midget (1)Death Threats (1)

From “Diamonds Are Forever”

Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggests marriage, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it.

Diamonds Girl's Best Friend Dogs

From “Live And Let Die”

Don't worry darling, it's just a hat, belonging to a small-headed man of limited means, who lost a fight with a chicken.

hats Chickens fights

From “The Man With the Golden Gun”

I've never killed a midget before. But, there can always be a first time.

midget

I'm trained to expect the unexpected; but, I never prepared for anything like you in the night.

Expect The Unexpected

I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak or forever hold your piece.

Death Threats Groin

Good evening. My name is Bond, James Bond. Your dancing is superb and so are you.

Come-ons Dancing Superb

There's a useful four-letter word...and you're full of it.

Shit Four-Letter Words Full of It Full of Shit

I didn't recognize you with your clothes on.

Nudity Sick Burns

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