“Fred Mertz: [Fred and Ethel think Ricky has bought Lucy a mink coat] What are you trying to do, make a bum out of me? Ethel Mertz: Don't blame him. You were a bum before he was born. Fred Mertz: Oh, yeah? Ethel Mertz: Yeah!”— Jess Oppenheimer, Ethel Mertz, Vivian Vance, imdb.com