“With takeout, consider ordering the parbaked version and completing the last crucial step at home.”— Sharyn Jackson, Rick Nelson, startribune.com
“Jeb Cheney: You Minnesota boys don't got much in the way of backbone, now, do ya? Hank Larsson: Well, now, I wouldn't say that. Just like to think things through.”— Steve Blackman, Noah Hawley, Sheriff Hank Larsson, Ted Danson, imdb.com
“Lou Solverson: It's a diner robbery in Minnesota, Karl. Not a presidential assassination. Karl Weathers: Oh, sure. That's how it starts—with something small, like a break-in at the Watergate Hotel. But just watch. This thing's only getting bigger.”— Noah Hawley, Karl Weathers, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
“Let's see. June 22, 1992, Supreme Court ruled Minnesota hate crime laws violated free speech. The defendant burned a cross on the front yard of an African-American family's house who lived next door.”— Rick Dunkle, Penelope Garcia, Kirsten Vangsness, imdb.com
“"Girl," Willie said to me one time, "you look just like your papa. You're the spitting image of Minnesota Fats."”— Etta James, amazon.com
“I just learned that the big apple isn't a city in Minnesota... but Minneapolis”— ____okay, reddit.com
“I choose to let the Timberwolves focus on what they're focused on and I'm focused on what I'm focused on. I still live in Minny. I still got love for Minny. You know what it is. I'm still a Timberwolf until I die, as I am a Celtic. And that's what it is.”— Kevin Garnett, kstp.com
“Where the temp gets down to thirty below And it's perfectly flat, miles of snow, And you ask why I live in this desolate spot. Why? Because you do not.”— Garrison Keillor, amazon.com