You have kids and you think I made you, so we're the same, but it's not true. You just get to live with them for a while and maybe help them figure things out.
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Noah Hawley
Noah Hawley (born c. 1967) is an American television writer and producer, screenwriter, and bestselling author, best known for creating and writing the FX television series Fargo (2014-) and Legion (2017-). Hawley earlier worked on the television series Bones (2005–2008), The Unusuals (2009) and My Generation (2010). 2Early life Hawley was born and raised in New York City, New York. His mother, Louise Armstrong, was a non-fiction writer and activist, and his maternal grandmother was a playwright. His father, Tom Hawley, was a businessman. He has a twin brother, Alexi, who is a writer for the television show The Following and the creator of State of Affairs. Hawley graduated from Sarah Lawrence College with a degree in political science in 1989. He worked for Legal Aid Society in New York City, dealing with cases involving child abuse and neglect. He later moved to San Francisco and did computer programming work at law firms and worked as a paralegal. 2Career 3Books He has published five novels: A Conspiracy of Tall Men (1998), Other People's Weddings (2004), The Punch (2008), The Good Father (2012), and Before the Fall (2016
Everyone has their own path. The choices they've made. How any two people end up in the same place at the same time is a mystery. You get on an elevator with a dozen strangers. You ride a bus, wait in line for the bathroom. It happens every day. To try to predict the places we'll go and the people…
Wasn't he somebody already? The dog thought so. The dog looked at Scott like he was the best man who ever lived.
Life, Dad said, was a Hail Mary. You only got one shot at it, and if you didn't train every day -- with wind sprints and grass drills -- you would blow it.
A private plane sits on a runway in Martha's Vineyard, forward stairs deployed.
Vern Thurman: You'll make a good chief one day. Molly Solverson: Me? What about Bill? He's got seniority. Vern Thurman: Bill cleans his gun with bubble bath. No, it'll be you.
Let me tell you what's gonna happen, Officer Grimly. I'm going to roll my window up, then I'm going to drive away, and you're gonna go home to your daughter, and every few years, you're gonna look at her face and know that you're alive because you chose not to go down a certain road on a certain…
Lorne Malvo: You said he bullied you in high school, right? Lester Nygaard: Four years. Gave me an ulcer. You know what, one time, he put me in an oil barrel and rolled me in the road. Lorne Malvo: Seriously? And now he tells you that he had relations with your wife. He bullies you again in front of…
Your problem is you spent your whole life thinking there are rules. There aren't.
Mister, we're not friends. I mean, maybe we will be someday. But I gotta say, if that were me in your position? I would have killed that man.
Molly Solverson: You talk a lot, you know that? Lou Solverson: It's always been a problem.
You're looking at the Supermarket King Of Minnesota, la mercado rey. And it all started right here in this office. Next quarter, we're expanding into Wisconsin and the Dakotas. By this time next year, rule the whole goddamn midwest. You see my mangos? Straight from Ecuador, kiwis too. That's what…
Postal Worker: This is highly irregular. Lorne Malvo: No, highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.
A million dollars? He killed my damn dog and now he wants a million dollars? ‘Eat a turd’ is my response.
Molly Solverson: Hey, you ever heard of a spider layin' eggs in a person's neck? Greta Grimly: What's that now? Molly Solverson: Friend of mine said it happened to a friend of hers. Greta Grimly: Gross. Molly Solverson: Yeah. Said they were He was sleepin', and all these baby spiders just ran right…
Saint Lawrence. Patron saint of hard asses. Burned alive by the Romans. You know what he said? ‘Turn me over. I'm done on this side.’ That's a goddamn saint.
I've taken shits I want to live with more than them.