“[In Cousin Normy's backyard in the pouring rain] Ellen Griswold: We can't leave her on the patio! Clark: Would you rather I slipped her in the night deposit box at the funeral home?”— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“Sorry, ballroom's been canceled. The teacher just waltzed out of here. Get it? I'm kidding. She died.”— Kelvin Yu, Steven Davis, Receptionist, imdb.com
“It would not surprise me terribly if the show ended with the reveal that Penelope was masterminding every single one of these murders just to see if she could feel anything.”— David Berry, nationalpost.com
“There is a profile that fits this behaviour, and it is called being a psychopath. Shame the Criminal Minds team is too busy categorizing dead hooker body parts to notice the terror in their own backyard.”— David Berry, nationalpost.com
“Penelope is sort of the extreme end of this, a wacky-glasses-wearing tech nerd who is always interrupting some database search for the most dismembered crime scene photos to tell Derek how much of him she wants inside her...It’s meant to be quirky comic relief, I guess, but it ends up making her loo…”— David Berry, nationalpost.com