“Because at the end of the day, all we care about is looks! No one falls in love with your personality at first sight!”— Gerald Butler, Mike, amazon.com
“You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you?... Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!”— Chris Elliot, Dom, amazon.com
“No woman wakes up saying, 'God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!”— Will Smith, Hitch, amazon.com
“No man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.”— Harry, amazon.com