Because at the end of the day, all we care about is looks! No one falls in love with your personality at first sight!
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Gerald Butler
His Honour Gerald Norman Butler, QC (15 September 1930 – 28 February 2010) was an English judge, who was the senior judge at Southwark Crown Court. He was born in Hackney, London. 2Family Butler was the son of Joshua Butler and Esther, née Lampel. 2Education Butler attended Ilford County High School before reading Law at London School of Economics, graduating with an LLB in 1952. Following this, he was awarded a BCL from Magdalen College, Oxford in 1954. 2Career Butler was called to the bar in the Middle Temple, 1955. His career was interrupted by National Service; he was a 2nd lieutenant in the Royal Army Service Corps, 1956-57. He became a QC in 1975. He was a Recorder of the Crown Court, 1977–82, a Circuit Judge, 1982–97, and senior judge at Southwark Crown Court, 1984-97. After his retirement, he was invited to conduct inquiries and produce reports into: the English Rugby Football Union, 1997 Central Casework at the Crown Prosecution Service, 1999 prosecution of Regina v Doran and others, 2000 Treasury Counsel instructed by the Crown Prosecution Service, 2000 The 1981 New Cross fire that killed 13 black youngsters, 2004 2Controversy In August 2005, he made controversial remarks that human rights laws stood in the way of attempts to crack down on terrorists, because after the terrorist attacks on London in July, Britain was no longer in a "normal" state where human rights legislation was always beneficia
Abby: You're in love with me. Why? Mike: Beats the shit out of me.
But you want a relationship, then here's how you get one: It's called a Stairmaster. Get on it, and get skinny...and get some trashy lingerie while you're at it...because at the end of the day, all we're interested in is looks. And no one falls in love with your personality at first sight.
Men are simple. We cannot be trained.
He'll call back in five seconds. Now, come on.
So there you have it. Never assume a girl is easy or assume she's a prude. There are many layers in between, and it's your job, gentlemen, to peel back those layers and figure out exactly what type of woman you're dealing with.
Let me tell you something about women. Women would have us believe that they are the victims; That we break their hearts for sport. That's crap. They say they want romance, they say they want true love, but all they want is a check list. Is he perfect? Is he handsome? Is he a doctor? For you men who…
You have to be two people. The saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.
Listen to you. Desperately asking me if you sounded desperate?
We have to do something with your hair. A pony tail implies you are either operating heavy machinery or emptying the liter box. Neither of those things inspires an erection.
Rule number four never talk about your problems. Men don't really listen or care. Some men pretend to care.
Jeans are all about the curves of the ass.
Length is very important. We need short enough to see some thigh but not so short.
Rule number three men are very visual. We have to change your look. You are a very attractive woman but you are completely inaccessible. You are all about comfort and efficiency.
Rule number two, laugh at whatever he says. A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm.
Baby, we're already IN our life. It's already started. This is it. You have to stop waitin'
Every morning I still wake up and the first thing I want to do is to see your face.
Holly Kennedy: Gerry, I don't want to go back to work. What should I do? Gerry Kennedy: Quit.
What do you want? I know what I want, cause I'm holding it in my hands.
It's to tell you how much you move me, how you changed me. You made me a man, by loving me Holly. And for that, I am eternally grateful... literally. If you can promise me anything, promise me that whenever you're sad, or unsure, or you lose complete faith, that you'll try to see yourself through my…