“Dry January, aka ditching alcohol in the first month of the new year, is an annual tradition for many people.”— Korin Miller, self.com
“Pam Beesly: Hey, Dwight. I'm collecting resolution cards. Dwight Schrute: Not doing that. Pam Beesly: Why not? Dwight Schrute: I've achieved plenty, and there's no better than the best.”— Greg Daniels, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com
“Hey, I have a New Year's resolution for you: Become more cynical and self-absorbed.”— Daniel Palladino, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com
“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!”— Aleister Crowley, amazon.com
“Try to say nothing negative about anybody for three days, for forty-five days, for three months. See what happens to your life.”— Unknown, lennonsjohn.tumblr.com