“From underage performers in bikinis to facial squirting shots and 16-year-old Ariana Grande milking a potato, the crass sexualisation and creepy goings-on at children’s TV behemoth Nickelodeon are laid bare in this rage-inducing exposé”— Jack Seale, theguardian.com
“[to Rose as he kisses her hand at the bottom of the grand stairway] I saw that in a nickelodeon once and I always wanted to do it.”— James Cameron, Jack Dawson, Leonardo Dicaprio, imdb.com
“It's rude to talk with your mouth full. It's even ruder to talk with a mouthful of baby squirrels.”— Lori Beth Denberg, amazon.com
“It's no fun to go to the dentist, especially if your dentist pushed you down a flight of stairs.”— Lori Beth Denberg, amazon.com
“If you're on a first date, it's a bad idea to say, "So, what's the biggest loogie you've ever hocked up?”— Lori Beth Denberg, amazon.com
“It's rude to walk up to an old person and say, "Hey, has your face always looked like that, or have you just been underwater for the last twenty years?”— Lori Beth Denberg, amazon.com
“To get your teacher's attention, it's a bad idea to scream " Hey look over here you freakish animal”— Lori Beth Denberg, amazon.com
“If it looks bad, smells bad, and tastes bad, then it might be... this old burrito!”— Lori Beth Denberg, amazon.com
“If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a boy and your bra is too tight, I'm uncomfortable.”— Lori Beth Denberg, amazon.com
“Girls, it's a bad idea to fill your bra with water and goldfish and then tell people you've invented the 'Double Cup Aquarium.”— Lori Beth Denberg, amazon.com
“Breaking up is hard to do. Breaking a dozen eggs with a sledgehammer is fun.”— Lori Beth Denberg, amazon.com
“If you're telling a guy a story and he starts to choke, don't say, 'look dude, I'm right in the middle of a story.”— Lori Beth Denberg, amazon.com
“If you're on a first date with somebody, never stick your finger in their spaghetti, twirl it and holler, 'Lookie date, I'm makin sketti circles.”— Lori Beth Denberg, amazon.com