“The technical term for a nose job is rhinoplasty. Rhino, okay? Do we really need to insult the person at this particular moment of their lives? They know they have a big nose, that's why they're coming in. Do they really need the abuse of being compared to a rhinoceros on top of everything else? Whe…”— Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com