“Dave: Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been? Stoney: God, Dave, you sound like my Mom. Dave: God, you can't do that to me. [looking more closely at Link] Dave: What's on his nose? Stoney: Ya know what, Dave, just chill, 'cause you know why? L…”— Shawn Schepps, Stoney Brown, Pauly Shore, imdb.com
“The only thing you ever cared about, Stoney, was nugs, chillin', and grindage.”— Shawn Schepps, Dave Morgan, Sean Astin, imdb.com
“Dave: Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway? Stoney: Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?—dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh!—he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases…”— Shawn Schepps, Stoney Brown, Pauly Shore, imdb.com