Dave: Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?

Stoney: God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.

Dave: God, you can't do that to me.

[looking more closely at Link]

Dave: What's on his nose?

Stoney: Ya know what, Dave, just chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain.

Dave: You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?

Stoney: Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' The Vapor in reverse.

Dave: They are?

Stoney: Unh-huh!

Dave: Oh, cool!

Link: Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice...

Stoney, Link: [howling together] Oooooooowwwwww! Bud-dy.

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