“Dave: Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?
Stoney: God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.
Dave: God, you can't do that to me.
[looking more closely at Link]
Dave: What's on his nose?
Stoney: Ya know what, Dave, just chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain.
Dave: You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?
Stoney: Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' The Vapor in reverse.
Dave: They are?
Stoney: Unh-huh!
Dave: Oh, cool!
Link: Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice...
Stoney, Link: [howling together] Oooooooowwwwww! Bud-dy.”
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