Quotes tagged ‘Nun’

(3 total)

“Ash's Hand: Kelly, when you were in junior high school, you told me you busted a stained glass window of a church. Kelly Maxwell: By accident. Ash's Hand: Then you punched a nun in the face. Kelly Maxwell: She was being so dramatic about that stained glass, and she hit me first.”

— Rob Wright, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

“Shirley: She went to Chicago and became a nun. I stayed in Milwaukee and became a bimbo. Laverne: You're no bimbo, Shirl. Shirley: Yes, I am. Compared to her, I'm a bimbo. Laverne: She's a nun. Compared to her, Eleanor Roosevelt's a bimbo.”

— Garry Marshall, Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com

“How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns? Nun.”

— Ajwme, reddit.com