“Kelly: Touch me again, and you're gonna need another wooden hand. Ash: Okay, wait. Another wooden hand in place of my real hand, or another wooden hand in place of my wooden hand? Kelly: Your real hand!”Tagged: Threat, Warning, Harassment, Sexual Harassment, joke
“Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later. Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?”Tagged: Insult, Incest, pregnant, Sex, flirty
“I want a flamethrower. I'm serious! I lost my parents, got possessed. Flamethrower seems fair.”Tagged: Flamethrower, weapon, Loss, Possessed, Sassy
“Ash: Okay, look, there is no way in hell they're gonna stay here, 'cause they're gonna get possessed, then they're gonna be on the night train to Kill-adelphia. Kelly: With stops in Choke-lahoma City, and Die-ami. Ash: Nice. Kelly: I thought you'd like that.”Tagged: Puns, City Puns, Violence, Possession, Kill
“Ash's Hand: Kelly, when you were in junior high school, you told me you busted a stained glass window of a church. Kelly Maxwell: By accident. Ash's Hand: Then you punched a nun in the face. Kelly Maxwell: She was being so dramatic about that stained glass, and she hit me first.”Tagged: Sassy, Violence, Church, Punch, Drama
“Ash: Holy pickle dicks, it's Lillian Pendergrass! Kelly: What's a Lillian Pendergrass? Ash: That beautiful creature right there. I'd know that caboose from anywhere. Kelly: Are you having a stroke? Ash: Hey, you say that now, back in the day, Lillian Pendergrass was a smoking hot former gymnast…”Tagged: Raunchy, Caboose, Peach, Beautiful, joke
“Ash: Kelly, what the hell did you do? Kelly: He was a demon. I had to kill him before he killed us! Ash: He's not a demon. He's Pablo! He was my friend! He was your friend too! Kelly: His name wasn't Pablo. It was Reg. Just like my name isn't Kelly, it's Amanda, you whack job!”Tagged: Kill, Violence, Death, demon, Identity
“Ashy-Slashy: Peek-a-boo! Kelly: What the fuck? Ashy-Slashy: Wanna play? Kelly: No. Ah, why am I talking to a Muppet? Ashy-Slashy: Muppet? Uh, well, you're awfully judgmental for a... Kelly: Hey! For a what? What were you gonna say, you little motherfuck? Sack up. What were you gonna say?…”Tagged: Puppet, Supernatural, Paranormal, Raunchy, Inappropriate
“Fuck with my Pablo, fuck with me. And I am done being fucked with, Ruby.”Tagged: swearing, Vulgar, Challenge, stand up for yourself, Self-Confidence