“Otto: What happened to your old lady? Bud: My old lady? Oh, shit, I forgot all about her. Well, she'll take the bus. She's a rock.”— Alex Cox, Bud, Harry Dean Stanton, imdb.com
“[Choosing a masseuse] James Bond: Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here. Tiger Tanaka: Good choice, she's very sexyful.”— Roald Dahl, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com
“If I can put on my old lady hat for a moment, I will say that teens spend too much time on screens and not enough time making out behind Sbarro dumpsters. Oral herpes rates have dropped to a disturbing all-time low!”— Melanie LaForce, amazon.com
“An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."”— MattCloudy999, reddit.com