Quotes tagged ‘One Line Secrets’

(22 total)

“I was seven the first time I attempted suicide.”

“I wanted the plane to crash.”

“I like the smell of my own poop.”

“I masturbate in lost socks.”

“When I was 7 I hid under my parents bed so I could see what my dad's penis looked like.”

“I gave LSD to a possum.”

“I faked a miscarriage twice.”

“If I died no one would notice.”

“I cheated my way through medical school.”

“If you jump I jump.”

“I hope my illness is fatal.”

“She said no (proposal).”

“I have a suicide hotline programmed in my cell under the name 'Erin'”

“If my family found out I'm Atheist they would disown me.”

“I've wanted to die for 36 years but I know I'll spend eternity in Hell.”

“When I write a To-Do list I write "Starve Yourself" but I abbreviate it S.Y so no one knows.”

“My husband only loves me when he's drunk.”

“I faked a miscarriage twice.”

“I wish my husband would do something awful so I could just leave him.”

“It's not his baby.”