I didn’t mean to throw an orgy, I truly just wanted to read more…but everyone wanted to do the orgy.
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We should be pushing the limits. Exploring. Having orgies.
Trust me, you're banging 8 strangers who responded to a flyer. At some point you're going to look out a window and question every decision you've ever made.
It’s almost like I subconsciously don’t want to work anymore, so I’m trying to ruin my career. [I lied and told someone] I’m pregnant!...I did this to The New York Times. My publicist called me and was like, This is The New York Times. Be serious. And then I found myself talking about orgies in thre…
They made such a mess of everything. They filled the air with chemicals and radiation and poison! So, God whipped up a special plague. The plague of infertility….As birthrates fell, they made things worse. Birth control pills, morning-after pills, murdering babies. Just so they could have their orgi…
Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd…
— Bruce Kirschbaum, Sam Kass, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com