Quotes tagged ‘Orgy’

“Now, what he failed to mention, that these dolphins have got a sort of corkscrew pecker. A little, whippy, winding ranky-cank thing. It's true, kids. It's sort of like a corkscrew. And it's orgy season. So hopefully, we will get to see something, some real wild stuff. Everybody's fucking, they're re…”

— Harmony Korine, Captain Wack, Martin Lawrence, imdb.com

“It's dinner she invited you round for, not an orgy.”

— Lisa McGee, Granda Joe, Ian McElhinney, imdb.com

“Molly Flynn: Ma, please, just stay out of it. Peggy: Yeah, stick to what you know. Orgies and edible underpants.”

— Chuck Lorre, Alan J. Higgins, Molly Flynn, Melissa McCarthy, imdb.com

“God, there's so many people in here. It's like a Mormon orgy.”

— Simon Blackwell, Tony Roche, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“Prue Halliwell: Hey, be nice, I don't even want to think about sin tonight. Phoebe Halliwell: Me neither. Prue Halliwell: So this is a pretty interesting band, what's their name? Piper Halliwell: Orgy.”

— Nell Scovell, Piper Halliwell, Holly Marie Combs, imdb.com

“Last weekend, I tried throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants... But nobody came”

— Songslinger, reddit.com

“Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd…”

— Bruce Kirschbaum, Sam Kass, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“I hosted a sad orgy the other night... Nobody came.”

— TheRealCaco, reddit.com

“A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two people away from a threesome.”

— Barriola10, reddit.com