“Mr. Hall: So does anyone have any final thoughts on Cher’s oration? Elton? Elton: Yeah. I can’t find my Cranberries CD. I gotta go to the quad before anyone snags it.”— Amy Heckerling, Mr. Wendell Hall, Wallace Shawn, imdb.com
“Dr. Cox: And now, a boring announcement about a pointless tradition, brought to you by an aging figurehead with a failing liver and an over-active libido. Dr. Kelso: Thank you, Perry, you anger-filled muscle-slut.”— Andy Schwartz, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com