Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first period... I got a C in debate?
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Amy Heckerling
Amy Heckerling (born May 7, 1954) is an American film director. She is an alumna of both New York University and the American Film Institute. She has had a commercially successful career with films including Fast Times at Ridgemont High, European Vacation, Look Who's Talking, and Clueless. Heckerling is a recipient of AFI's Franklin J. Schaffner Alumni Medal celebrating her creative talents and artistic achievements. 2Early life and education Heckerling was born in The Bronx, New York City, to a bookkeeper mother and an accountant father. She had a Jewish upbringing and remembers that the apartment building where she spent her early childhood was full of Holocaust survivors. "Most of them had tattoos on their arms and for me there was a feeling that all of these people had a story to tell. These were interesting formative experiences." Both of her parents worked full-time, so she frequently moved back and forth from her home in the Bronx, where Heckerling claims she was a latchkey kid sitting at home all day watching television, to her grandmother's home in Brooklyn which she enjoyed much better. Here, she frequented Coney Island and stayed up watching films all night with her grandmother. At this time Heckerling loved television, where she watched numerous cartoons and old black and white movie
Wasn't my mom a total Betty? She died when I was young. A freak accident during a routine liposuction.
Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry.
Cher: I'm captain of the Pismo Beach disaster relief. Mel: I don't think they need your skis. Cher: Daddy, some people lost all their belongings. Don't you think that includes athletic equipment?
I was just totally clueless.
Josh: I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law. Mel: Why? You want to have a miserable, frustrating life? Cher: Oh, Josh will have that no matter what he does.
Mel: At least he knows what he's doing. And he's in a good college. I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction. Cher: I have direction. Josh: Yeah, towards the mall.
Cher: You are such a brown-noser. Josh: Oh, and you are such a superficial space cadet. What makes you think you can get teachers to change your grades? Cher: The fact that I've done it every other semester.
Cher: 'Second notice on three outstanding tickets.' I don't remember getting a first notice. Mel: The ticket is the first notice! I didn't even know you could get tickets without a license. Cher: Oh, you can get tickets anytime.
Mel: Do you know what time it is? Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.
Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.
Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose. Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.
(in regards to losing her virginity) You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.
Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Seuss? Dionne: Well at least I wouldn’t skin a collie to make my back pack. Cher: It’s faux.
Tai: Cher, you’re a virgin? Cher: You say that like it’s a bad thing. Dionne: Besides, the PC term is 'hymenally challenged.'
Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex. And anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.
Tai: Do you think she’s pretty? Cher: No, she’s a full-on Monet. Tai: What’s a monet? Cher: It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess.
Cher, I don’t want to do this anymore. And my buns, they don’t feel nothin’ like steel.