“Turns out, there is no polite way to get out of phone sex!”— Jenny Bicks, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com
“Charge your electronics so you don't get cut off just before you arrive at orgasm central.”— Megan Amirghiasvand, buzzfeed.com
“You know you’re not better than me. You’re not better than phone sex!”— Ari Graynor, Katie, amazon.com
“You definitely have the voice for phone sex, but I've got to go. I have a date with my vibrator.”— Sylvia Day, amazon.com
“I run my fingers just down the long place where the insides of your thighs touch, all the way to your knees, and then I’d let go of your legs, and they’d fall slightly apart, and as my hands started to move up inside them, with my fingers splayed wide, they’d move farther and farther apart, and then…”— Nicholson Baker, amazon.com