Quotes tagged ‘Pick Up Lines’

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“Do you have this effect on everyone?”

“Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Where are angels like you from?”

“You’re gonna break my heart, aren’t you?”

“Every time I see you, I have to admit that rest of us are more uglier than I thought.”

“I think of you only twice a day - when I am alone and when I am with someone else.”

“You’ll do.”

“I had a rough day. Your tongue is the only thing that can make it all better.”

“So when are you gonna hit on me?”

“I’m not Rapunzel, but I’ll still let you pull my hair.”

“Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?”

“If you were a woman, I'd say you had a pretty smile. But you're a man, so your smile is, um, bitchin'.”

“I’m capable of two ends of the sexual spectrum: one-night stands and long-term relationships”

“So, are you ever going to talk to me or are you just going to continue flirting with me?”

“You have my permission to make the first move.”

“Were you just smiling at me from across the room or do I have my contacts in incorrectly?”

“Let’s play strip Mario Kart.”

“Would you rather have a false love or a true lust?”

“Are you a taxidermist? No? Want to try stuffing my pussy anyway?”

“I’m not wearing any socks and I have the panties to match.”

“I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”