Quotes tagged ‘Pick Up Lines’

(66 total)

“I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.”

“You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.”

“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.”

“You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.”

“If you could do absolutely anything to me right now, what would it be?”

“I dare you to fuck me on the nearest surface we can find.”

“Warning: The second we’re alone, every piece of your clothing is going to get torn off.”

“What do you get when you cross whipped cream with my naked body? Get over here to find out.”

“I’m thirsty. I need your come in my mouth. Or dripping down my chest.”

“Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?”

“Let only latex stand between our love.”

“I just noticed you noticing me and I wanted to give you notice that I noticed you, too.”

“Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?”

“Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt?”

“Let’s play titanic I’ll play iceberg and you’ll go down.”

“Are you tired? Because you have been running across my mind all night.”

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

“I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?”

“For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.”

“I look even better naked.”