“Pick all the pockets you want, roll drunks, but when you mess with the water, that’s when you’re going down.”— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Detective Josephus Miller, Thomas Jane, imdb.com
“What’s the difference between a pickpocket and peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.”— foolishturtleprodder, reddit.com
“I just gave a homeless guy 530 dollars and my new iPhone x He was so happy he even put his knife back in his pocket.”— Bamtast1c, reddit.com