“Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?! Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around.”— Vince Gilligan, Peter Gould, Jimmy McGill, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com
“Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass.”— Gennifer Hutchison, Jimmy McGill, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com
“Pasteboard pies and paper flowers are being banished from the stage by the growth of that power of accurate observation which is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it…”— George Bernard Shaw, en.wikiquote.org