“Getting arrested that makes people look guilty, even the innocent ones, and innocent people get arrested every day.”Tagged: guilty, innocent, Arrested
“I'm number one on your speed dial, right next to your weed dealer.”Tagged: Weed, Marijuana, Speed Dial
“Do you remember nineteen? Let me tell you, the juices are flowing. The red corpuscles are corpuscling, the grass is green, and it's soft, and summer's gonna last forever. Now, do you remember? Yeah, you do. But if you're being honest... I mean, well, really honest, you'll recall that you also had an…”Tagged: Nineteen, teenagers, Teen Years
“Lawyers – you know, we’re like health insurance. You hope you never need it. But, man oh man, not having it – no.”Tagged: Lawyers, Health Insurance, Money, essential
“That is the truth! I’m a lawyer! Guys, I passed the bar! Ask me anything! Not contract law, okay?”Tagged: Truth, Law, Lawyer, Contract Law
“Could be argued that all of life is one great coincidence.”Tagged: Life, coincidence, Chance, Argued
“Uh, no, I look like a young Paul Newman dressed as Matlock.”Tagged: Paul Newman, Matlock, Appearance
“I love what you've done with the place. Last time I was here, it was, uh... Well, not a contender for the cover of Good Housekeeping, that's for sure.”Tagged: Good Housekeeping, Houses, Homes, compliments
“The bar exam’s a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it’s like losing your virginity, third time’s the charm.”Tagged: Bar Exam, Virginity, Losing Your Virginity
“Chuck McGill: You broke into a nursing home? Jimmy McGill: Assisted living. Chuck McGill: And you stole their garbage. My God. Jimmy McGill: No, it was in public. There was no lock, no nothing. I just lifted the lid, and there it was. There's no reasonable expectation of privacy in that situation,…”Tagged: Nursing Home, Assisted Living, Theft, Break In
“Howard Hamlin: It's easy money, Jimmy. No reason not to take it. Jimmy McGill: Go to hell, Howard! I'm not giving you my case. And I'm gonna tell every one of those clients what a lying miserable pig fucker you are. I will burn the whole thing to the ground before I give it to you!”Tagged: Easy Money, Clients, Court Case, Anger
“I know what stopped me. And you know what? It's never stopping me again.”Tagged: Stop, What Stopped Me, Not Holding Back
“The fallacy of sunk cost… It’s what gamblers do. They throw good money after bad thinking they can turn their luck around. It’s like, 'I’ve already spent this much money or time… whatever. I got to keep going!' No, there’s no reward at the end of this game.”Tagged: Sunk Cost, Money, Spending Money, Gamblers