“Carla: I just took a pregnancy test, just tell me when a minute's up. Turk: I just put some pizza rolls on the microwave oven; the minute that bad boy rings we're good to go. Carla: Oh, my god, I can't stand it, 30 more seconds. Turk: OK baby, don't get too excited, they have to cool off for at leas…”— Janae Bakken, Christopher Turk, Donald Faison, imdb.com