“So can you inexperienced, inpatient, entitled, 'gotta have it now' players just relax and appreciate what you have? Can't please anybody these days. 5 out of 5 for an amazing first version app.”— Move the box12345678910, itunes.apple.com
“I've been waiting for Pokemon Go for so long! It's better than sex!”— SexyAsianAwwYeeah, itunes.apple.com
“This game taught me how to love again, at the cost of leaving behind my family, pets, and all responsibilities.”— Unimpressed Tonight, itunes.apple.com
“This game is just a way for Nintendo to try and make some cash in mobile games and play it off as helping obese children get outside as you have to leave your home to do anything.”— Fother Mocker, itunes.apple.com
“Let me be clear - Pokemon Go and Niantic can now: - Read all your email - Send email as you - Access all your Google drive documents (including deleting them) - Look at your search history and your Maps navigation history - Access any private photos you may store in Google Photos - And a whole lot m…”— Adam Reeve, adamreeve.tumblr.com