“Mom: Why did I just here you come in? It’s past midnight. Me: I was collecting a Pokemon in our backyard Mom: I would probably be less disappointed if you had just said you were partying or selling drugs.”— Wrixgunner, imgur.com
“My friend downloaded Pokemon GO on his phone and handed it to his girlfriend. She then accidentally wandered several miles away with his phone.”— NerdN1, imgur.com
“We all know what we want, we want Shiny Pokemon, so far this game has been Godly.”— JediAray, itunes.apple.com
“We saw a pokestop on the way to the gas station that had a lure module going off... four cop cars, all playing Pokemon Go”— opinionwaswrong, imgur.com
“This game is incredible, me and my girlfriend were supposed to go catch a movie yesterday and as I was driving, she noticed a huge amount of items in our downtown area. So, I turned the car around and went to the downtown area of Fort Worth and we caught so many Pokemon and collected a bunch of eggs…”— Angel The Undead, itunes.apple.com
“I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.”— dippers1994, reddit.com
“Well, I downloaded Pokemon Go since I figured it gives me something to do on my walks. Was tracking some sort of creature and saw an old man walking his dog. Then saw a group of kids running at full steam around the corner with a phone yelling something about "it's over here!" They are all running a…”— AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow, imgur.com
“Yeah I mean I guess Pokemon Go is a pretty good game but then again I am currently running in circles in the middle of a baseball field at 2:30am hunting down a Rhydon so maybe I’m not the best person to ask.”— Satanstrousers, sicsempercanon.tumblr.com
“Omg the sweetest thing just happened. I'm sitting here watching Modern Family when all of a sudden I hear two cute lil knocks at my front door. I open said front door and see a boy and a girl, couldn't of been more than 11 years of age. I say hello how can I help you? The boy says excuse me sir but…”— Eric Shields, imgur.com
“You are basically asking a newborn baby to walk around on his legs.”— Jsjdbebdhfrb, itunes.apple.com
“For those playing overseas: Australia doesn't have a government right now but no one cares because the country is distracted by Pokemon Go.”— Elizabeth @ #ILUJam, twitter.com
“At first i thought the game was just you using your camera and there are Pokemons everywhere surrounding you, but nah it's just a map and you walk around to get close to Pokemon.”— carey, itunes.apple.com
“THERE'S A RATTATA IN MY TANNING BED! AND HE'S NOT WEARING PROTECTIVE GOGGLES! AND I'M NAKED!”— Johnny Gargano, twitter.com
“My local poke gym is only a block away from me and it is a rehabilitation center for drug addicts? I can see a monster just waiting to be caught... in the parking lot of my local police department... I'm not even making these two things up.”— VariVox, itunes.apple.com
“Pokemon Go will be the end of us. You could be drowning and the lifeguard may be busy catching a fucking poliwag.”— Matt Nelson, twitter.com
“Working great so far. Only issue I've had is the amount of Zubats between work and home. Dangerous times we live in.”— Aaron Nuske, play.google.com
“Can't change her face or her outfit other than the jumpsuit with tights. That's literally the only thing I dislike.”— torieleaner, itunes.apple.com