“I'm VERY displeased that every half-wit with a smart phone now thinks they've been a geek since the 90's. I feel like I can't claim my Poke-pride anymore because everyone on my street is proud to own 20 Pidgey's and doesn't understand my utter need for a max repel.”— RavynB, itunes.apple.com
“I want to be given the chance to somewhat bond or interact with my Pokémon after catching it.”— Cardtastic!, itunes.apple.com
“It's a shame to see how antisocial and lazy some kids have become. This app did what Michelle Obama failed to do for 8 years in just 24 hours.”— Applemac, itunes.apple.com
“One time I got to what I thought would be the last sign up page, filled it out, and hit continue (after at least an hour of trying) I was crying at this point (frustration and excitement) and then, behold the almighty 503 error page! I don't remember much (besides more failed attempts, I never got b…”— Error319vouldnotfindusername, itunes.apple.com
“So can you inexperienced, inpatient, entitled, 'gotta have it now' players just relax and appreciate what you have? Can't please anybody these days. 5 out of 5 for an amazing first version app.”— Move the box12345678910, itunes.apple.com
“On a pleasant summer day in 2001, my 9-year-old fingers were wrapped around my grape-colored Game Boy Color, and I was inside, pouring hour after hour into Pokémon Gold.”— Derrick Rossignol, thecycle.media