“'My girlfriend saw that I had caught a Pokémon while at my ex’s house,’ says two-timing boyfriend.”— Byron TauVerified account,
“Pokemon Go has more users than Tinder because people actually like what they're catching.”— Sexual Gifs, twitter.com
“'Nice try Pokemon Go but I'm not getting tricked into exercise,' I say as I ride my Segway around to catch em all.”— Bebo, twitter.com
“We are paying you to work, not chase fictional video game characters with your cell phone all day. Save it for your break time or lunch. Otherwise you'll have plenty of time unemployed to 'Catch Them All.'”— RichardKorry, imgur.com
“Mom: Why did I just here you come in? It’s past midnight. Me: I was collecting a Pokemon in our backyard Mom: I would probably be less disappointed if you had just said you were partying or selling drugs.”— Wrixgunner, imgur.com
“We saw a pokestop on the way to the gas station that had a lure module going off... four cop cars, all playing Pokemon Go”— opinionwaswrong, imgur.com
“Well, I downloaded Pokemon Go since I figured it gives me something to do on my walks. Was tracking some sort of creature and saw an old man walking his dog. Then saw a group of kids running at full steam around the corner with a phone yelling something about "it's over here!" They are all running a…”— AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow, imgur.com
“Omg the sweetest thing just happened. I'm sitting here watching Modern Family when all of a sudden I hear two cute lil knocks at my front door. I open said front door and see a boy and a girl, couldn't of been more than 11 years of age. I say hello how can I help you? The boy says excuse me sir but…”— Eric Shields, imgur.com
“You are basically asking a newborn baby to walk around on his legs.”— Jsjdbebdhfrb, itunes.apple.com
“At first i thought the game was just you using your camera and there are Pokemons everywhere surrounding you, but nah it's just a map and you walk around to get close to Pokemon.”— carey, itunes.apple.com
“My local poke gym is only a block away from me and it is a rehabilitation center for drug addicts? I can see a monster just waiting to be caught... in the parking lot of my local police department... I'm not even making these two things up.”— VariVox, itunes.apple.com
“Can't change her face or her outfit other than the jumpsuit with tights. That's literally the only thing I dislike.”— torieleaner, itunes.apple.com
“Not only that, but many stops or gyms are at churches or cemeteries. Umm, I ain't disrespecting those places by going just for a game.”— Poké-heartbreak, itunes.apple.com
“...there is nothing that beats the feeling of after you close a restaurant and you, your two coworkers and your manager all run across the street to catch the wild Rappidash in the parking lot of the Pizza Hut...”— Makes me wanna be wesker, itunes.apple.com
“One last thing, I've never seen so many nerds walking around outside at once. I'd bet a mom had a hand in making this app.”— Jeremy Spuds, itunes.apple.com
“Pokemon are like animals, so shouldn't they be more likely encountered in their likely habitat than in a stinky city.”— GAhhhhh buffet, itunes.apple.com
“At its current state, you spend 99% of your time logging in and 1% playing.”— TheGreatSocialExperiment, itunes.apple.com
“I feel that it is hard to "Catch Them All" when you don't have enough balls to do it.”— Ken-FACE, itunes.apple.com
“I was very excited to play this game, but I was unaware that upon further research I would be let down by a half-baked but fully rushed game that has more bugs and problems in it than a killer bee swarm in a kindergarten.”— RYcalibrated, itunes.apple.com