“I'm not interested in your explanations, Kramer! Sure, I bet you've got a million of ’em. Maybe your mother didn't love you enough, maybe the teacher didn't call on you in school when you had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? Well, I've got anoth…”— Larry Charles, Lieutenant Martel, Peter Murnik, imdb.com
“Oh yeah, right. Maybe it was one of your other personalities, huh? The wise guy, the little kid, the bellhop, the ball player, maybe the door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman, but not you right? No, you wouldn't hurt a fly. You just couldn't help yourself, could you, Kramer? You saw life brimming bri…”— Larry Charles, Lieutenant Martel, Peter Murnik, imdb.com