“I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies.”— Philip Stark, Phillip Stark, Donna Pinciotti, Laura Prepon, imdb.com
“Michael Scott's Dunder-Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run Race For The Cure, this is Pam.”— Greg Daniels, Anthony Q. Farrell, Pam Beesly, Jenna Fischer, imdb.com
“Hospital Receptionist: Can I help you? Butt-head: Uh, he's got, like, rabies or something. Hospital Receptionist: I see. What's your name? Butt-head: Uh, last name is 'Munch'. First name is 'Rodney'. Beavis: Yeah, heh heh, yeah. Rod Munch.”— Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com
“Do you know that over 50,000 people die of rabies every year in third world countries? Thank God for Monsieur Pasteur, otherwise we'd all be dead.”— Virgil Williams, Penelope Garcia, Kirsten Vangsness, imdb.com
“Do you believe this? Do you believe what I'm dealing with here? I've got a wild animal in the house! He's deranged, maybe he's got rabies. I can get lockjaw.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com