“Now, I'll tell you what, my friend. I am not going to stand this sort of thing any longer. And therefore I am about to raise your salary!”— Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge, amazon.com
“Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds? Lookin' for a raise? Get out!”— Alvin Sargent, J. Jonah Jameson, J.K. Simmons, imdb.com